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F*ck You Whitney Houston

12 Feb

Whitney Houston tragically passed away yesterday at the age of 48 years old in Beverly Hills. As the nation, and world wake up this next day we have to ask, WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!

When a person passes away at such a young age you have the urge to want to find and place blame!

It is no secret that Whitney like to “party”. The news media likes to use the word “struggle” with drugs and addiction, but to me it looks like she didn’t struggle with it at all but rather embraced it! I’ve never been the type of person who would stick my nose into other people’s business. I think people should be allowed to do whatever they want as long as it doesn’t effect other people! To each his/her own!

But Whitney’s death does effect others! Whitney’s choice to “party” does effect others! Whitney not being on this earth does effect others!

Blame has to be put somewhere. Does it go to Bobby Brown who married Whitney and wasn’t exactly the best influence on her? Does the blame go to Clive Davis and everyone in the music industry who profited and enabled her poorly chosen lifestyle? Does the blame go to her current friends and entourage whoever they may be? Someone has to be blamed! We can’t just accept that she is gone and it’s just gods will! Who to blame?

Thus, the title of this blog entry. “F*ck you Whitney Houston”. The only person that can be blamed is Whitney herself. Whether she passed away from some sort of overdose, or natural causes, it is clear that she is gone from us, taken away from us, because of years and years of abuse of herself.

What would Whitney say if she were here to read this blog entry? She’d say, why do you care? Who are you to give a rats ass about my life. It’s my life, not yours. Did I ask you to care about me. Did I invite you into my life. Mind your own business Mr. EarthZebra man whom I’ve never met and couldn’t give a sh*t about.

And she’d have a point. Who are any of us to “expect” of entertainers that they live a certain way. Live up to our expectations. To be always available for the next song, next movie, or next magazine cover.

Well, the answer is simple Miss Houston. When you picked up the microphone, stepped in front of the camera, or tied on your cleats asking all of “us” to buy your album, go to your movie, or go watch your performance, you then accept the “responsibility” to answer to all of us!

While I do blame you Whitney Houston for not being with us anymore, it will only last for a moment. Because the blame is only frustration that you will not be here anymore.

We love you Whitney Houston! We always have and always will!

RIP Whitney and thank you for the time you did bless us with.

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EARTHZEBRA EXCLUSIVE…Whitney Houston Cause of Death is Coronary Heart Attack

11 Feb

EARTHZEBRA EXCLUSIVE!!

Whitney Houston, just passed away 3 hours ago of a heart attack and all the news media can “sensationalize” is her drug addiction!

CNN, FOX NEWS, ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, and every wanna-be news media organization has nothing to report other than ALCOHOL, DRUGS, CO-DEPENDENT, BEATINGS, ABUSER, ENABLER, COCAINE, MARIJUANA, ………..”and it looks like she didn’t move on from the drugs”!…they say!

Just the facts:

1.) Clive Davis is throwing his party tonight…Pre-Grammy party at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel. Whitney is staying at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel.

2.) Whitney was among other people around 3PM and most certainly is not going to be high on crack, cocaine, or drunk for this very important party.

3.) Whitney’s body organs have been weakened over the years by her cocaine use and god and her only know what else.

3PM in the afternoon getting ready for a very important party with your mentor Clive Davis, with make-up, friends, stylists, around you and you’re coking things up? Bullshit! This is not true say our sources!

Whitney Houston died of a Heart Attack say our sources close to the artist! (The autopsy will be the definitive answer.)

News media who are saying she “must have” died from drug abuse…shame on you!

EZ

Kim Kardashian Sues Competition ‘CAT FIGHT’ For Dating Her Ex! It’s all Reggie Bush’s Fault!

22 Jul

I usually don’t blog about dumb a*s stuff like this but no-one in the main stream media is saying it, so I guess I’ll wallow in the gutter of worthless topics for a moment and set the record straight! LOL

The media’s, princess of all man kind, Kim Kardashian has filed a lawsuit against the national retailer Old Navy (Gap, Inc) for running commercials on TV with an actress (Melissa Molinaro) that on a bad hair day could be argued resembles Kim K. Kim’s camp claims it’s an intentional attempt to deceive the public into thinking it is Kim Kardasian, (“misappropriate Kardashian’s likeness”) their official statement says.

But wait, it gets better!

Kim Kardashian was dumped in a public break-up by her boyfriend, NFL running back Reggie Bush not so long ago! What does this have to do with the Old Navy commercial you ask? LOL….good question! And this is where it gets really juicy! Reggie Bush’s current girlfriend is none other than the Kim K “look alike” in the Old Navy commercials, Melissa Molinaro! Ha !

Now it doesn’t take a genius to realize her motivation for suing Old Navy!

Kim Kardashian is suing because this girl took her man, and she is pissed off and will not let Melissa now make any further money off of the commercials. Actors get paid based on the time and quantity a commercial airs on TV.

Lets call it what it is media! It has nothing to with any resemblance. Melissa Molinaro looks like her own person. The commercial in no way tries to imply Melissa is Kim Kardashian. Melissa has a right to look like she does and profit from it! Does Melissa have a nice lawsuit in the making against Kim K for lost wages? I think maybe so!

I suppose it also doesn’t help matters that Kim is now 30 and Melissa is only 29! And that Melissa has an amazing body and well, contrary to when a girl hits 30, things tend to start giving way to gravity!……just saying. lol

Perhaps Melissa Molinaro should sue Kim Kardashian for impersonating her!

You know what….it’s all Reggie’s fault! Way to go Reggie, you trouble maker!

This whole thing is sooooo stupid. I’m ashamed for blogging about it! Ok, not really.

lol

Bring it on Elk!

1 Feb

One of my favorite things to do, is after work each day is to go into town and do some errands.

It gets me away from the computer and phone giving perspective to the days business events. While I find the grocery store and post office mentally stimulating I usually also try to go for a short drive exploring the area as I happen to live in one of the most scenic parts of the world.

I have been looking for the Elk for some time now without any success. I’m not sure where they have been hiding. I am starting to think that the Elk in this area is some made up story to bring in more tourists!

I FOUND THE ELK! Well, be careful what you ask for because a few days ago me and a Bull Elk almost came to blows!

The day started off as any other day. Work was your normal, call, email, call, email, rejection, rejection, rejection. So my afternoon errands adventure was very much welcomed. After paying double to what the grocery’s should have cost, and checking my mail I decided to head to the South this day towards the mountain range where rumor has it, there be Elk to be found! The roads were pretty clear by now from the days prior snow storm as I wound my way along the mountains. I drove slow so that I could have a good chance at spotting this allusive beast.

Wait, what is that? Is it? Could it? I squint in hopes of improving my vision…no just a big dog. Just my luck. I pretty much resign myself to never seeing any Elk on my days search and even admit to myself that I will not see any in my entire time in my move to this area.

“Just when you least expect it, it will happen” ~ Earth Zebra

The Highway is coming up and my search will be over soon, and then I spot something! Oh my, that’s no dog. Is it a horse? Is it a donkey? No. Yes. No. Yes. It is! It is! It is! And not just 1 it’s about 60 Elk! Eureka, I’ve hit the mother load!

They they are, sitting up on a sunlit hill taking a nap from what was no doubt a morning filled with munching on the valley grass hidden under the snow. Pretty incredible site. I finally found them. I wish they were closer though. Wait, I have an idea. How about I sneak up on them! Hey good ideas! Maybe they will invite me to be an honorary Elk for the afternoon and we can have a nice visit! Apparently I was in the wrong line when they were handing out Boy Scout Field manuals!

So, I find a place to park the car and plan my strategy. To the right of the Elk herd is about 100 yards of trees. I bet I could walk to the far side of the trees and come back to the Elk and never be noticed. Out of the car I go, to be greeted with minus -20C temperatures. Funny, the walk to the tree line looked so much shorter from the car. No stopping now I say to myself, I have been invited for tea by the elk. Camera in hand I reach the edge of the trees and head into the snow. I think to myself, well, if something happens the rescuers should be able to follow my snow tracks. But what could happen? They are just big cuddly dogs with antlers. I continue on.

What I didn’t expect is that in my suburbia world I have completely failed to appreciate the work that a snow plow does and the young chap who wakes me up at 7AM, first light, on snowy days with his snow shovel scraping on the sidewalk. The snow is up to my knees! Oh great! Never again will I curse him from under my covers for now I truly appreciate him and wish he were here to clear an easy walking path for me now!

My plan was to go Davy Crocket on them, and sneak up on the Elk. What I failed to anticipate is that with each step I take the frozen snow on the top breaks and makes a noise that can be heard in 3 counties. Needless to say the Elk know I’m coming from my very first step off the street! No sneaking now. “The barn door is open”, “the boy has already smoked”, and my approach is well known.

The trek to where the Elk are is about 100 yards. I can see where they have bedded down, and apparently there is no Elk bathroom!

When I arrive at the end of the trees I am met with many staring eyes and frankly I didn’t feel all that welcome! There was no tea, no snacks, and no one said a word to me!

And then HE shows up!

The HE I speak of is some young wipper-snapper Bull Elk who no doubt is trying to impress his does. Look pal, I don’t want your does. No need to get all in a huff and have a hissy fit!

After a few minutes of the Bull Elk strutting around and telling his hot doe babes to head over to the other side of the trees I decide to fall back and head back to the road as it looks like that is where the tea party is and maybe I just came to the wrong place.

So back through the knee deep snow I go, and what was 100 yards now seems like 200 yards and when I get back to the edge of the treeline by the street, sure enough this is where the tea party is. Everyone is there and happy to see me.

And then HE shows up AGAIN! Just when the party was really getting going this guy just won’t give up! I guess it is going to be a showdown HIM and ME! Bring it on big boy!

Well, a few things I have learned in life is that you can’t rationalize with people who lack the mental capacity to understand reason. It will never happen, it’s like telling a child not to do something. They will do it just because you told them not to. But this is not a human being so those rules don’t apply here! The thing to do is to give him one of my famous slant eye looks. If he wants to play “blink”, then he certainly came to the right place as I am a former champion!

And so the showdown is ON! HE and ME! Mano ah Mano! Man to Man! (Ut um, ELK to ME with NO HORNS!) I can take him I think to myself!

We each scratch the snow! We each posture ourselves, snorting, blowing snot our of noses! He bugles in a show of dominance! I start singing the anthem song to the Boy Scout pledge! We prepare to go “Game On”!

And after a few moments, it is clear that I will be the winner of this staredown and it comes to an end….I AM THE WINNER!

The tea party then resumes!