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Does Praying to God Work?

22 Jan

This week I told a friend about my struggles in life and she said she’d pray for me. The very next day, I came up with a very brilliant idea for a new product which is in my area of expertise.

On a side topic, if you are good at something, then you should follow that area and exploit the heck out of it for as long as you can! Well, for the last 5 years, since my company blew up and melted into a hunk of nothingness and sorrow, I have been pursuing a side path which I am not an expert at. Needless to say, last week I was down to my very last $20.

I made it through last weeks struggles of seemingly no hope and have a little time to regroup again. (Thank you Family!). This will be about the 400’th time I’ve regrouped in the last 5 year period. But, I have no other choice. It is my only option. When one path isn’t working, you tweak it, and tweak it, and tweak it, or finally jump ship! Well, I haven’t jumped ship, even though I have tried very much to do so, my mother and former business partner in the company urged me not too. Oh I don’t know, if this new product proves to be my “comeback”, does that mean every time I wanted to “jump ship”, I was WRONG? I guess so. Thank you mom!

For the first time in oh so many many years I am truly excited about something! Yesterday I sang the Jack N The Box commercial song, Jumbaco, Jumbaco, Jumbaco, we love Jumbaco! LOL

I know for sure I have a winning new, revolutionary concept and product. How can I be so sure? Because I was once the very top, top, top, expert in this field! I was the the king! I didn’t invent it, but I took the invention and changed it so many times, with so many patents, that when you are the king of something, you just know it and everyone else does also! Once again, I have reinvented this product!

Back to this blog topic. Does praying to God work? I don’t know what is the absolute answer.

I prayed to god many times during my 5 years of “desperation” and he never answered or gave me what I prayed for. Joel Osteen says, God makes you go through things to prepare you for the great things ahead and works on his own time schedule, now ours.

My mom says she has also been praying for me. Maybe it was her prayers who were answered. I won’t say I’ve given up praying to God, but I have conceded I don’t have a direct line to him. Or do I?

I have not sold this new product, but I know for sure it is revolutionary in the field I am an expert in.

To my friend, my mom, or myself, or all of us combined. I thank you very much! For even if only for the last few days, I have finally had hope and been happy!

I am the expert in this field! It feels so good to BE BACK! I hope!

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Jesus Is My Half Brother! Dad Certainly Likes the Ladies!

13 Jul

The thing with my Dad is he has a fancy for the ladies!

He just has a way with women and his attention span unfortunately is very short as he has so much on his mind all the time. This is sad to me (as he didn’t have a lot of time for us kids), but I would not be here if Dad were different. So, I accept it as all the family accepts our Dad for what he is. Our Dad!

Why he keeps choosing girls from Earth is beyond me, when he has the choice of all of the World’s finest Hotties! Other Galaxy’s girls live much longer than Earth’s girls. On Earth they are the most stupid mentally of all planets. They poison themselves with their food supply chain, their medical technology is barbaric, and they are mentally the least advanced of all the Galaxy’s. Earth people are the most violent, angry, unhappy. And thus so, they need the most attentions by Dad and saving! My mom is from Earth, and Dad says I must stay here on Earth, against my wishes to leave and go to kinder, less contaminated, intellectually superior Galaxy’s! Dad says no!

Dad is not perfect, he makes mistakes. Although he doesn’t tolerate them when I make them. Typical parent! “Do as I say, not as I do”!…he always says!

My Half-Brother is a pretty famous guy. The Earth calendar, (Except for the Mayans), is based on his birth and death. I’m very proud of this. It’s kinda like he is the first inductie into the Baseball Hall of Fame of Earth!

Both Dad and me are concerned how the “Catholic Church” has claimed my Half-Brother as their spokesperson! When in fact he hated the Catholic Church. He thought they were “political” and “agenda” driven for their own monetary gain and power grab! My brother was not about any of this! They have tarnished his name, the things he did, and the truth! Dad, me, and all the family is very upset for this organization to profit, and the disparage of the character of my brother.

The hard part with being “in the family”, and I’m not complaining by any means, is we are all expected to follow in Dads footsteps. Well, sorry Dad, I’d like to do things my own way! I want to follow in your footsteps and master of MY OWN UNIVERSE!

I can do it, you have taught me well all these years!

You birthed me hear on Earth, and I have saved and effected many lives in my time here, but now I am ready to take my rightful place in helping others in other Galaxy’s Dad!

What do you have to say about that? I want your support Dad!