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Barack Obama – Democratic Strategy – And Media …. Chicken Little ‘The Sky Is Falling, The Sky is Falling’!

25 Jul

“Chicken Little”” is a story for teaching courage.
Don’t be a chicken little. Don’t be afraid. The sky is not falling!

Characters

1. Narrator = EarthZebra
2. Chicken Little = Barack Obama
3. Henny Penny = Democratic Congress and Senate
4. Ducky Lucky = Lobyists and Agenda Driven Groups
5. Goosey Loosey = The Media
6. Turkey Lurkey = The Sheep Who Follow
7. Villain: Foxy Loxy = China and The Rest of the World

Narrator: Chicken Little was in the woods one day when an acorn fell on her head. It scared her so much she trembled all over. She shook so hard, half her feathers fell out.

Chicken Little: “Help! Help! The sky is falling! I have to go tell the king!”

Narrator: So she ran in great fright to tell the king. Along the way she met Henny Penny.

Henny Penny: “Where are you going, Chicken Little?”

Chicken Little: “Oh, help! The sky is falling!”

Henny Penny: “How do you know?”

Chicken Little: “I saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on my head!”

Henny Penny: “This is terrible, just terrible! We’d better hurry up.”

Narrator: So they both ran away as fast as they could. Soon they met Ducky Lucky.

Ducky Lucky: “Where are you going, Chicken Little and Henny Penny?”

Chicken Little & Henny Penny: “The sky is falling! The sky is falling! We’re going to tell the king!”

Ducky Lucky: “How do you know?”

Chicken Little: “I saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on my head.”

Ducky Lucky: “Oh dear, oh dear! We’d better run!”

Narrator: So they all ran down the road as fast as they could. Soon they met Goosey Loosey walking down the roadside.

Goosey Loosey “Hello there. Where are you all going in such a hurry?”

Chicken Little: “We’re running for our lives!”

Henny Penny: “The sky is falling!”

Ducky Lucky: “And we’re running to tell the king!”

Goosey Loosey: “How do you know the sky is falling?”

Chicken Little: “I saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on my head!”

Goosey Loosey: “Goodness! Then I’d better run with you.”

Narrator: And they all ran in great fright across a field. Before long they met Turkey Lurkey strutting back and forth..

Turkey Lurkey: “Hello there, Chicken Little, Henny Penny, Ducky Lucky, and Goosey Loosey. Where are you all going in such a hurry?”

Chicken Little: “Help! Help!”

Henny Penny: “We’re running for our lives!”

Ducky Lucky: “The sky is falling!”

Goosey Loosey: “And we’re running to tell the king!”

Turkey Lurkey: “How do you know the sky is falling?”

Chicken Little: “I saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on my head!”

Turkey Lurkey: “Oh dear! I always suspected the sky would fall someday. I’d better run with you.”

Narrator: So they ran with all their might, until they met Foxy Loxy.

Foxy Loxy: “Well, well. Where are you rushing on such a fine day?”

Chicken Little, Henny Penny, Ducky Lucky, Goosey Loosey, Turkey Lurkey (together) “Help! Help!” It’s not a fine day at all. The sky is falling, and we’re running to tell the king!”

Foxy Loxy: “How do you know the sky is falling?”

Chicken Little: “I saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on my head!”

Foxy Loxy: “I see. Well then, follow me, and I’ll show you the way to the king.”

Narrator: So Foxy Loxy led Chicken Little, Henny Penny, Ducky Lucky, Goosey Loosey, and Turkey Lurkey across a field and through the woods. He led them straight to his den, and they never saw the king to tell him that the sky is falling.

……………………….

Frankly I’m sick of it! Time to get these dishonest scumbags out of decision making rolls of Americans lives!

And while we are at it, lets get rid of most of the Republicans too! They are all corrupt with no care for “We The People”!

‘Chicken Little’ is a children’s fable, where to put it in terms the Obama Administration would use, “NEVER LET A ‘CRISIS’ GO BY WITHOUT GETTING SOMETHING OUT OF IT”!

American people, don’t you feel a little dirty like a street whore being pimped out every few months and being f*cked by our government?

I do!

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Jesus Is My Half Brother! Dad Certainly Likes the Ladies!

13 Jul

The thing with my Dad is he has a fancy for the ladies!

He just has a way with women and his attention span unfortunately is very short as he has so much on his mind all the time. This is sad to me (as he didn’t have a lot of time for us kids), but I would not be here if Dad were different. So, I accept it as all the family accepts our Dad for what he is. Our Dad!

Why he keeps choosing girls from Earth is beyond me, when he has the choice of all of the World’s finest Hotties! Other Galaxy’s girls live much longer than Earth’s girls. On Earth they are the most stupid mentally of all planets. They poison themselves with their food supply chain, their medical technology is barbaric, and they are mentally the least advanced of all the Galaxy’s. Earth people are the most violent, angry, unhappy. And thus so, they need the most attentions by Dad and saving! My mom is from Earth, and Dad says I must stay here on Earth, against my wishes to leave and go to kinder, less contaminated, intellectually superior Galaxy’s! Dad says no!

Dad is not perfect, he makes mistakes. Although he doesn’t tolerate them when I make them. Typical parent! “Do as I say, not as I do”!…he always says!

My Half-Brother is a pretty famous guy. The Earth calendar, (Except for the Mayans), is based on his birth and death. I’m very proud of this. It’s kinda like he is the first inductie into the Baseball Hall of Fame of Earth!

Both Dad and me are concerned how the “Catholic Church” has claimed my Half-Brother as their spokesperson! When in fact he hated the Catholic Church. He thought they were “political” and “agenda” driven for their own monetary gain and power grab! My brother was not about any of this! They have tarnished his name, the things he did, and the truth! Dad, me, and all the family is very upset for this organization to profit, and the disparage of the character of my brother.

The hard part with being “in the family”, and I’m not complaining by any means, is we are all expected to follow in Dads footsteps. Well, sorry Dad, I’d like to do things my own way! I want to follow in your footsteps and master of MY OWN UNIVERSE!

I can do it, you have taught me well all these years!

You birthed me hear on Earth, and I have saved and effected many lives in my time here, but now I am ready to take my rightful place in helping others in other Galaxy’s Dad!

What do you have to say about that? I want your support Dad!