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EarthZebra’s Theory of The Meaning of Life and Creation!

27 Aug

Is there life after death?
Are there other forms of life other than on Earth?
Do other Universes exist?
What is the Meaning of Life?

All questions asked for thousands of years by human beings on Earth. A search for answers to “How did we get here?”

Well, I’ve figured it out and the answer is Yes!! to all those questions!

Inside each human body is a “Soul”. Not a human body soul but “your Soul” placed in that human body. You know, that inner voice that talks to you all day long. The inner voice that we have come to know as our thoughts. That inner voice who is the real us, versus the us everyone sees on our exterior bodies! This voice is our “Soul” and the real “Us”.

The human body is only a carrier to our Souls. Nothing more than a borrowed body that we are assigned prior to coming to Earth.

Think of it this way. Let’s say an entire Universe exists way far, far away behind the 12’th black hole, next to the 3’rd Milky Way. This is where all “The Souls” live. It’s a very happy place based on knowledge and learning. A kind place where there are no such things as wars, guns, or mean people. There are no physical bodies like here on Earth. we are all like floating balloons that glow. Or if you ever saw the movie Cocoon, I’d even be willing to go with glowing bodies. #greatmovie Basically we can take whatever form we want.

And as part of our schooling in this far off universe, each of “Us/Souls” are required to come to earth and live here so that we can learn all the things that “We” should not be. Greed. Jealousy. Meanness. Bullying. Spite. Hate. Lust. Lying. And on and on that people on Earth so easily display to one another.

When we are about to come to Earth we are all assigned a body to host our soul. We don’t get to choose the body we get, it is assigned to us by our elders. Sometimes they screw up and get the body genders wrong and that is how people can be Gay on Earth. They are really the opposite sex Soul, just given the wrong Earth gender body. It’s not really considered a problem as the lessons that are too be leaned by our Souls being in an Earth Human body doesn’t have anything to do with sexual gender preference. Gay humans are just as cruel as all other humans.

“Souls” live for a very long time time. Thousands of years. There are new souls and old souls. Sometimes a “Soul” can choose to come back to Earth and be put into a body just as a refresher experience. It has almost become a sporting event or amusement park for “Souls” to come to Earth because it is so funny to “Souls” how stupid humans are. And 70 – 100 years on Earth is nothing when you live as a “Soul” for thousands of years. Many “Souls” choose to keep coming back to Earth frequently to see if they can try to help the bodies here. Other “Souls” don’t want to come back ever, as what they saw on their first visit to Earth was sickening!

I think that when people talk about Heaven, they are really talking about when their “host human body” dies, “We” go somewhere. Well, “We” do! Our “Soul” leaves our temporary host body, and goes back to behind the 12’th black hole, next to the 3’rd Milky Way with the knowledge of what not to be from our time on Earth. It’s not Heaven. It’s not God. It’s home. It is the home where we all live. All the souls.

Earth is not a good place. It’s population of bodies are a very good place for “Souls” to come and learn about the darker side of existence.

I am happy to know that the “Body” that I have been assigned here on Earth is not the real me!

I am happy to know that “That little Voice Inside of this Body” is the real me!

EarthZebra

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Does Praying to God Work?

22 Jan

This week I told a friend about my struggles in life and she said she’d pray for me. The very next day, I came up with a very brilliant idea for a new product which is in my area of expertise.

On a side topic, if you are good at something, then you should follow that area and exploit the heck out of it for as long as you can! Well, for the last 5 years, since my company blew up and melted into a hunk of nothingness and sorrow, I have been pursuing a side path which I am not an expert at. Needless to say, last week I was down to my very last $20.

I made it through last weeks struggles of seemingly no hope and have a little time to regroup again. (Thank you Family!). This will be about the 400’th time I’ve regrouped in the last 5 year period. But, I have no other choice. It is my only option. When one path isn’t working, you tweak it, and tweak it, and tweak it, or finally jump ship! Well, I haven’t jumped ship, even though I have tried very much to do so, my mother and former business partner in the company urged me not too. Oh I don’t know, if this new product proves to be my “comeback”, does that mean every time I wanted to “jump ship”, I was WRONG? I guess so. Thank you mom!

For the first time in oh so many many years I am truly excited about something! Yesterday I sang the Jack N The Box commercial song, Jumbaco, Jumbaco, Jumbaco, we love Jumbaco! LOL

I know for sure I have a winning new, revolutionary concept and product. How can I be so sure? Because I was once the very top, top, top, expert in this field! I was the the king! I didn’t invent it, but I took the invention and changed it so many times, with so many patents, that when you are the king of something, you just know it and everyone else does also! Once again, I have reinvented this product!

Back to this blog topic. Does praying to God work? I don’t know what is the absolute answer.

I prayed to god many times during my 5 years of “desperation” and he never answered or gave me what I prayed for. Joel Osteen says, God makes you go through things to prepare you for the great things ahead and works on his own time schedule, now ours.

My mom says she has also been praying for me. Maybe it was her prayers who were answered. I won’t say I’ve given up praying to God, but I have conceded I don’t have a direct line to him. Or do I?

I have not sold this new product, but I know for sure it is revolutionary in the field I am an expert in.

To my friend, my mom, or myself, or all of us combined. I thank you very much! For even if only for the last few days, I have finally had hope and been happy!

I am the expert in this field! It feels so good to BE BACK! I hope!

“No Matter What!”

22 Nov

NO MATTER WHAT!

Other than myself, I have never found anyone to exhibit a “No Matter What” characteristic and way about life! Better known as “NMW” for those of us who are cool and know about LOL, OMG, BFF’s, and all the lingo of modern coolness. OMG did I JST, NW, WTF has come over me!

Best to define it first:
* To be true to another “No Matter What!”
What this means is not just the obvious of a romantic partner. It is for any relationship, a way of life, family, a code, a badge earned, best friends, a trusted way of interacting in life with everything we come in contact with. It is about anything other than ourselves. It is the most unselfish (insert anything) way of approaching something other than ourselves!

Trust me, I’ve looked and looked!! I’ve posted bat signals in the sky, personal ads in newspapers personal sections for “Man seeks Pina Colada’s, Getting Caught in the Rain and a NMW’s Character”. I’ve written graffiti on bus stop benches with my personal email address and even once wrote a letter to Santa Claus one year not so long ago, to no avail. “No Matter What”, only I possess it, I have concluded. Not even Santa could find another but me, for on Christmas morning I discovered my letter with return personal penmanship from Santa on the bottom, next to a half eaten cookie and half drank milk glass saying “look in the mirror pal, what do you expect of me, miracles?”! Geee, thanks Santa, appreciate the advice! I guess maybe I will have to write Mother Nature next for an answer!

I see in the movies, relationships with NMW (No Matter What!) characteristics of it’s stars, happening all the time on the screen and TV. Is this where my “expectations” have gone awry, for the movies are not real life and I’ve twisted what I expect of real life into something that doesn’t exist? But that can’t be true, as I am here! I am not a movie script. I have not been invented by fantasy of a screen writer!

Sometimes I think I am part of a leper colony when I do bring it up….a 3 legged centipede who resides at a rocking chair factory! Why is that? Well, it is because the society we live in accepts less worthy characteristics that 99.9999999999999999999991 % of the people in this world have and if you ask a lump of coal why all rocks are can’t be the Star of Africa, you can be sure it is going to say something to legitimize it’s own worthiness in this world. You can’t ask the fox, in this world, if the chickens are safe.

I will keep searching for another person in life who also has the “No Matter What” gene within them but I’m skeptical about the chances of finding them. It’s ok, the Star of Africa shines brightly enough to light up so much, and so do I!

“To find another who cares about you ‘No Matter What’ is a rare thing indeed” ~ Earth Zebra