Jesus Is My Half Brother! Dad Certainly Likes the Ladies!

13 Jul

The thing with my Dad is he has a fancy for the ladies!

He just has a way with women and his attention span unfortunately is very short as he has so much on his mind all the time. This is sad to me (as he didn’t have a lot of time for us kids), but I would not be here if Dad were different. So, I accept it as all the family accepts our Dad for what he is. Our Dad!

Why he keeps choosing girls from Earth is beyond me, when he has the choice of all of the World’s finest Hotties! Other Galaxy’s girls live much longer than Earth’s girls. On Earth they are the most stupid mentally of all planets. They poison themselves with their food supply chain, their medical technology is barbaric, and they are mentally the least advanced of all the Galaxy’s. Earth people are the most violent, angry, unhappy. And thus so, they need the most attentions by Dad and saving! My mom is from Earth, and Dad says I must stay here on Earth, against my wishes to leave and go to kinder, less contaminated, intellectually superior Galaxy’s! Dad says no!

Dad is not perfect, he makes mistakes. Although he doesn’t tolerate them when I make them. Typical parent! “Do as I say, not as I do”!…he always says!

My Half-Brother is a pretty famous guy. The Earth calendar, (Except for the Mayans), is based on his birth and death. I’m very proud of this. It’s kinda like he is the first inductie into the Baseball Hall of Fame of Earth!

Both Dad and me are concerned how the “Catholic Church” has claimed my Half-Brother as their spokesperson! When in fact he hated the Catholic Church. He thought they were “political” and “agenda” driven for their own monetary gain and power grab! My brother was not about any of this! They have tarnished his name, the things he did, and the truth! Dad, me, and all the family is very upset for this organization to profit, and the disparage of the character of my brother.

The hard part with being “in the family”, and I’m not complaining by any means, is we are all expected to follow in Dads footsteps. Well, sorry Dad, I’d like to do things my own way! I want to follow in your footsteps and master of MY OWN UNIVERSE!

I can do it, you have taught me well all these years!

You birthed me hear on Earth, and I have saved and effected many lives in my time here, but now I am ready to take my rightful place in helping others in other Galaxy’s Dad!

What do you have to say about that? I want your support Dad!

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