Archive | July, 2011

Barack Obama – Democratic Strategy – And Media …. Chicken Little ‘The Sky Is Falling, The Sky is Falling’!

25 Jul

“Chicken Little”” is a story for teaching courage.
Don’t be a chicken little. Don’t be afraid. The sky is not falling!

Characters

1. Narrator = EarthZebra
2. Chicken Little = Barack Obama
3. Henny Penny = Democratic Congress and Senate
4. Ducky Lucky = Lobyists and Agenda Driven Groups
5. Goosey Loosey = The Media
6. Turkey Lurkey = The Sheep Who Follow
7. Villain: Foxy Loxy = China and The Rest of the World

Narrator: Chicken Little was in the woods one day when an acorn fell on her head. It scared her so much she trembled all over. She shook so hard, half her feathers fell out.

Chicken Little: “Help! Help! The sky is falling! I have to go tell the king!”

Narrator: So she ran in great fright to tell the king. Along the way she met Henny Penny.

Henny Penny: “Where are you going, Chicken Little?”

Chicken Little: “Oh, help! The sky is falling!”

Henny Penny: “How do you know?”

Chicken Little: “I saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on my head!”

Henny Penny: “This is terrible, just terrible! We’d better hurry up.”

Narrator: So they both ran away as fast as they could. Soon they met Ducky Lucky.

Ducky Lucky: “Where are you going, Chicken Little and Henny Penny?”

Chicken Little & Henny Penny: “The sky is falling! The sky is falling! We’re going to tell the king!”

Ducky Lucky: “How do you know?”

Chicken Little: “I saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on my head.”

Ducky Lucky: “Oh dear, oh dear! We’d better run!”

Narrator: So they all ran down the road as fast as they could. Soon they met Goosey Loosey walking down the roadside.

Goosey Loosey “Hello there. Where are you all going in such a hurry?”

Chicken Little: “We’re running for our lives!”

Henny Penny: “The sky is falling!”

Ducky Lucky: “And we’re running to tell the king!”

Goosey Loosey: “How do you know the sky is falling?”

Chicken Little: “I saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on my head!”

Goosey Loosey: “Goodness! Then I’d better run with you.”

Narrator: And they all ran in great fright across a field. Before long they met Turkey Lurkey strutting back and forth..

Turkey Lurkey: “Hello there, Chicken Little, Henny Penny, Ducky Lucky, and Goosey Loosey. Where are you all going in such a hurry?”

Chicken Little: “Help! Help!”

Henny Penny: “We’re running for our lives!”

Ducky Lucky: “The sky is falling!”

Goosey Loosey: “And we’re running to tell the king!”

Turkey Lurkey: “How do you know the sky is falling?”

Chicken Little: “I saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on my head!”

Turkey Lurkey: “Oh dear! I always suspected the sky would fall someday. I’d better run with you.”

Narrator: So they ran with all their might, until they met Foxy Loxy.

Foxy Loxy: “Well, well. Where are you rushing on such a fine day?”

Chicken Little, Henny Penny, Ducky Lucky, Goosey Loosey, Turkey Lurkey (together) “Help! Help!” It’s not a fine day at all. The sky is falling, and we’re running to tell the king!”

Foxy Loxy: “How do you know the sky is falling?”

Chicken Little: “I saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on my head!”

Foxy Loxy: “I see. Well then, follow me, and I’ll show you the way to the king.”

Narrator: So Foxy Loxy led Chicken Little, Henny Penny, Ducky Lucky, Goosey Loosey, and Turkey Lurkey across a field and through the woods. He led them straight to his den, and they never saw the king to tell him that the sky is falling.

……………………….

Frankly I’m sick of it! Time to get these dishonest scumbags out of decision making rolls of Americans lives!

And while we are at it, lets get rid of most of the Republicans too! They are all corrupt with no care for “We The People”!

‘Chicken Little’ is a children’s fable, where to put it in terms the Obama Administration would use, “NEVER LET A ‘CRISIS’ GO BY WITHOUT GETTING SOMETHING OUT OF IT”!

American people, don’t you feel a little dirty like a street whore being pimped out every few months and being f*cked by our government?

I do!

Kim Kardashian Sues Competition ‘CAT FIGHT’ For Dating Her Ex! It’s all Reggie Bush’s Fault!

22 Jul

I usually don’t blog about dumb a*s stuff like this but no-one in the main stream media is saying it, so I guess I’ll wallow in the gutter of worthless topics for a moment and set the record straight! LOL

The media’s, princess of all man kind, Kim Kardashian has filed a lawsuit against the national retailer Old Navy (Gap, Inc) for running commercials on TV with an actress (Melissa Molinaro) that on a bad hair day could be argued resembles Kim K. Kim’s camp claims it’s an intentional attempt to deceive the public into thinking it is Kim Kardasian, (“misappropriate Kardashian’s likeness”) their official statement says.

But wait, it gets better!

Kim Kardashian was dumped in a public break-up by her boyfriend, NFL running back Reggie Bush not so long ago! What does this have to do with the Old Navy commercial you ask? LOL….good question! And this is where it gets really juicy! Reggie Bush’s current girlfriend is none other than the Kim K “look alike” in the Old Navy commercials, Melissa Molinaro! Ha !

Now it doesn’t take a genius to realize her motivation for suing Old Navy!

Kim Kardashian is suing because this girl took her man, and she is pissed off and will not let Melissa now make any further money off of the commercials. Actors get paid based on the time and quantity a commercial airs on TV.

Lets call it what it is media! It has nothing to with any resemblance. Melissa Molinaro looks like her own person. The commercial in no way tries to imply Melissa is Kim Kardashian. Melissa has a right to look like she does and profit from it! Does Melissa have a nice lawsuit in the making against Kim K for lost wages? I think maybe so!

I suppose it also doesn’t help matters that Kim is now 30 and Melissa is only 29! And that Melissa has an amazing body and well, contrary to when a girl hits 30, things tend to start giving way to gravity!……just saying. lol

Perhaps Melissa Molinaro should sue Kim Kardashian for impersonating her!

You know what….it’s all Reggie’s fault! Way to go Reggie, you trouble maker!

This whole thing is sooooo stupid. I’m ashamed for blogging about it! Ok, not really.

lol

Jesus Is My Half Brother! Dad Certainly Likes the Ladies!

13 Jul

The thing with my Dad is he has a fancy for the ladies!

He just has a way with women and his attention span unfortunately is very short as he has so much on his mind all the time. This is sad to me (as he didn’t have a lot of time for us kids), but I would not be here if Dad were different. So, I accept it as all the family accepts our Dad for what he is. Our Dad!

Why he keeps choosing girls from Earth is beyond me, when he has the choice of all of the World’s finest Hotties! Other Galaxy’s girls live much longer than Earth’s girls. On Earth they are the most stupid mentally of all planets. They poison themselves with their food supply chain, their medical technology is barbaric, and they are mentally the least advanced of all the Galaxy’s. Earth people are the most violent, angry, unhappy. And thus so, they need the most attentions by Dad and saving! My mom is from Earth, and Dad says I must stay here on Earth, against my wishes to leave and go to kinder, less contaminated, intellectually superior Galaxy’s! Dad says no!

Dad is not perfect, he makes mistakes. Although he doesn’t tolerate them when I make them. Typical parent! “Do as I say, not as I do”!…he always says!

My Half-Brother is a pretty famous guy. The Earth calendar, (Except for the Mayans), is based on his birth and death. I’m very proud of this. It’s kinda like he is the first inductie into the Baseball Hall of Fame of Earth!

Both Dad and me are concerned how the “Catholic Church” has claimed my Half-Brother as their spokesperson! When in fact he hated the Catholic Church. He thought they were “political” and “agenda” driven for their own monetary gain and power grab! My brother was not about any of this! They have tarnished his name, the things he did, and the truth! Dad, me, and all the family is very upset for this organization to profit, and the disparage of the character of my brother.

The hard part with being “in the family”, and I’m not complaining by any means, is we are all expected to follow in Dads footsteps. Well, sorry Dad, I’d like to do things my own way! I want to follow in your footsteps and master of MY OWN UNIVERSE!

I can do it, you have taught me well all these years!

You birthed me hear on Earth, and I have saved and effected many lives in my time here, but now I am ready to take my rightful place in helping others in other Galaxy’s Dad!

What do you have to say about that? I want your support Dad!

Casey Anthony A Free Woman! I TOLD YOU SO!!!!

5 Jul

While I’ve never been one to toot my own horn, I TOLD YOU SO, I TOLD YOU SO, I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!

It is nice to see that Justice has been done! Congratulations Jose Baez, Chaney Mason, Dorothy Clay Sims, and all the Defense Team!!

In the trial, I found an incredible arrogance in the Prosecution, and even all the Prosecutions witnesses and experts! It is true that birds of a feather flock together.

I can’t stop laughing at all the TV talking heads who have been talking sh*t all these years which now have egg on their faces! LOL, LMAO, LMAOAROTF!!!

Casey Anthony this Thursday is going to walk out of the courthouse a FREE WOMAN! It is very good that this had a positive, good outcome!

The Subconscious Desire to be Accepted and Part of the Group!

2 Jul

On another Blog Entry, one of the EarthZebra readers, “Judy”, asked the question relating to the Casey Anthony Trial. “If the smell of human decomposition is so strong and stays forever, why when the box containing the car trunk liner was opened in the courtroom, …..why did it not smell up the courtroom”? And I have a little story and life lesson which explains this.

Once when I was in 5’th grade we took a field trip to an old Spanish Missionary. Next to the old Mission was a stream. Some of the kids decided to start wading in the stream. One of the kids said, get out of the stream I just saw some trout swimming and your ruining their habitat. The teacher came over and asked me if I saw the trout too. I said, yes I did! But in fact I really did not. Then another kid said he saw the fish too, and then another. I later, on the bus ride back to school asked the first kid if he really saw some fish, and he said no and laughed.

Well, for many years this experience has stuck with me. Why did I say I saw fish? Why did the other kids say they saw fish?

Sometimes people just want to “belong”. Be accepted. Be part of the group. And so they align their opinions, even if false, to be the same.

There was garbage in the trunk. Not a forever lasting smell.

EZ

How to Train to Achieve a New World Record Time in the 400 Meters Hurdles! – Track & Field

1 Jul

Achieving success in life is no different than breaking the World Record in the 400m Hurdles, Track & Field event.

All of life is like making a pie. When making a pie, it requires specific ingredients, preparation, and cooking. You can’t just throw all the ingredients into a pan and put it in the oven! You have to prepare each ingredient to perfection first, then put it all together.

Setting a new world record in the 400M Hurdles is no different.

FIRST STEP:
Break the race down into “ingredients” or parts.

* STEP TWO: Getting out of the blocks
* STEP THREE: Acceleration to the first hurdle
* STEP FOUR: Maintaining form and maximizing controlled speed over first several hurdles, “finding the groove, getting your mojo on”
* STEP FIVE: Being a powerful “machine”, technically “in the zone”, 2’nd and 3’rd 100’s.
* STEP SIX: Wrapping it up strong through superior training and endurance so that you do not fade or lose technical form the last 100 meters.
* STEP SEVEN: Clearing the final hurdle and turning on the after-burners with a great lean at the finish line with no let up.

So those are the parts. Now easily said, but how do you set a new World Record?

It’s simple! Each part or “ingredient” needs to be mastered at World Record speeds and technique, one at a time! Let me say this again, ONE AT A TIME, at World Record speed!

So, start at the beginning, STEP TWO: You know that you have to get out of the blocks at a certain speed to be even close to WR time. Identify what that time requirement is. Practice it, only it. Practice and perfect getting out of the blocks in world record time, EVERY TIME!

Then onto STEP THREE: Acceleration to the first hurdle. Identify what is the World Record time needed only up to the first hurdle. Practice, what you have already perfected at World Record time in getting out of the blocks, and perfect the acceleration part to the first hurdle at World Record time. Do not move onto step four until you are out of the blocks and at the first hurdle at World Record pace.

Do you see the formula here?

So, now you’re out of the blocks and at the first hurdle at World Record pace, so now move onto STEP FOUR…..Find your groove, get comfortable, over the next few hurdles, and keep doing STEPS 2, 3, and now 4 until you have them tied together ALL at World Record pace.

And then do the same things for the remaining Steps. With each step you master at World Record time, tying all the previous steps together, you end up with an amazing tasting pie, and a NEW WORLD RECORD!

The time requirements for each athlete for each individual Step, might vary a little. Some runners have one heck of a finish, and can be a bit slower on some of the previous steps. The bottom line though, is you know what the total time has to be, so it is up to each athlete to carve up his or her race into pieces of a pie! Get out a piece of paper and draw a time-line. If you know 50 seconds is the total, then start entering the times you have to have for each of the Steps!

Again, start at the beginning and bake your pie one step of the recipe at a time, mastering EACH STEP at World Record time before moving onto the next step!

Good luck and don’t forget an EathZebra shout-out in the post race interviews! :)!