I’m Getting Married!

1 Nov

Well, at least according to my mom that is!

Apparently she has this secret plan to get me hitched with her favorite girl in town! A good old fashioned arranged marriage! Oh god, shoot me now! BANG!!….(Thank you)!

Ok, ok, so maybe this isn’t her photo to the left, but when I took a quick look today at my future arranged marriage wife to be’s Facebook page, it turns out that she is really beautiful, early 20’s, and according to mom one of the sweetest human beings on the planet.

It’s tempting. But I am within hours of moving my very skilled dating and more than capable to find my own wife body to the other side of the universe (not that I’m looking mind you!). I’m incredibly enthusiastic to dip my toes into a new lake where the fish grow to be spectacular trophy fish. Could I possibly entertain such an idea of my mother picking out the one I’m meant to be with forever after? Could I possibly entertain such an idea that the one girl that god has chosen for me, is to be discovered by someone other than me? How about the hunt? The chase? Am I to forgo my primal manly instincts to sleigh the dragon, jump over the mote, scale the castle walls and rescue my princess? All to be exchanged for a “thanks for the wife mom” courtship?

Nawwww….can’t be. I shall move to utopia and pick my own low hanging fruit. I’m sure they will be very tasty. :)!

5 Responses to “I’m Getting Married!”

  1. Tamara November 2, 2010 at 12:52 PM #

    I feel pitty for the girl on that picture.
    Being beautiful & having so much wood in front of the door…
    It will be hard for her to find the right, honest guy.
    Or….She shut date you 😉 hehehehehe

    Well, just meet the girl your Mom picked out and skip your need for hunting 1 time. And for sure skip the idea, you have to be the one that does the discovering….Maybe Miss perfect discovers you.

    PS: Utopia is full. I was the last one coming in and i closed the door behind me. Im sorry. -not-

    • EarthZebra November 2, 2010 at 1:35 PM #

      LOL! Ha ha! You forgot to lock the back window of Utopia and I’m climbing through it! Oh yes, the girl in the photo needs pity and some comforting…close hugs to console her!!! :)!!!!

      • Tamara November 4, 2010 at 9:24 PM #


        (**loads of cursing words you dont want to have on your blog for sure, believe me in that and sorry i use so much words but im female and i know there are females that dont talk that much but i never talk to them because then i cant hear myself! Whats the subject?? Ow..YES!! I was cursing)

        ….that ** ( **more words you blabla ect ect) window!…

  2. ivjvvu May 19, 2015 at 12:13 PM #

    a very sad story from a sad man.
    if i was that girl, i will run as fast as i can,

    • EarthZebra May 19, 2015 at 12:41 PM #

      ^^^ Must be one of my Ex’s. Probably missing me terribly and is sexually frustrated without me. xoxo

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